Hallows Not Horcruxes Text Jr. Raglan

Got any Harry Potter fans to buy for? Then you might want to remind them to stick to Hallows, not Horcruxes, because Horcruxes will get you dead every time.

Take a Picture, It'll Last Longer Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

When someone is staring, there is no better way to tell them how much you love that activity: "Take a picture... it'll last longer." Maybe they have reason to stare... but that's not my concern.

also, this shirt will make you look hot, don't you think?

Thanks X-Mas List Dark T-Shirt

I made it. I love it. Especially in brown. And, you know, I have a really big Christmas list this year.

This Then Was Marriage Jr. Raglan

Getting married? Need a gift for family, bridesmaids, groomsmen, anybody at all related to the wedding? "This then was marriage" shirts and other stuff is perfect, and is all about the quote from DH Lawrence.

This then was marriage! The old things didn't matter any more. One got up at four o'clock, and had broth at tea-time and made toffee in the middle of the night...

--DH Lawrence, The Rainbow

Skull Punk Wrapped Baseball Jersey

Coolio. I'm a punk. Or I'm not a punk but I want to look like a punky skateboarder dude. I'm actually a geek who uses really big words, but I like shirts like this one. You?

Shirt me, shirt you, shirt us all.

Orange Trick or Treat! Dark T-Shirt

Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. Love to sit and chat, but I gotta get me a shirt.

This Is My [Skulls] Costume Kids Dark T-Shirt

I made it and I love it and you will love it, yo'?

Yo.

This so IS my freakin' costume, thought you know it's almost too decorative for the attitude I'm stylin'. Because I'm so freakin' cool so tudinal that I simply can't be bothered with anything but this coolin' tudidational t to show my blessed cool.

So gimme some candy.

Found at the Pound Fitted T-Shirt

I would love for everybody to visit the "pound" soon, or the shelter, and take a look around. Donate some time. Or some money. Or some... whatever it is that the shelter needs, okay? Okay.

Costume Confusion Jr. Raglan

I made it. My costume is on the back of this shirt. And my costume is on the front of this shirt. So look there. K?

Found at the Pound Dark T-Shirt

I made it. And that's my dog, Sadie, who I found at the pound. And, it's "Adopt a shelter dog" month during October. So I'm promoting that love. Pound pups rule.

My Other Costume Is Just as Lame Dark T-Shirt

I made it. And it pretty much describes all the costumes I've ever had. Lame lame and lame.

Found at the Pound Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Found at the pound? Found at the pound. All found at the pound t-shirt dogs will be dogs found at local shelters. Like her in Spokane? We have SpokAnimal. I know. Terrible name. But good people. Honestly.

LightPainting Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

I made it. Sometimes the LightPaintings don't seem worth doing... but then I see 'em on a shirt and I think, "oh, that's cool."

On Belly This Is My Costume Maternity T-Shirt

I made it. For you. For moms. For future moms. Who just want to enjoy the hubbub without all the hubbub. Okay, bub?

Bub away.

Attractive Nuiscance Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

It's a long-sleeve t-shirt for your favorite attractive nuisance. Love love and love.

Leave Britney Alone Ringer T

I will. I promise. I'll leave Britney alone the moment she stops following me. On the radio. On TV. In the newspaper. On the internet. I've had enough. Have you had enough? I've had enough.

I Eat Spiders in My Sleep Organic Cotton Tee

I made it. It's organic. You love it. I know you do. And you don't actually have to eat a single spider. Asleep or awake.

So Lonely Text Art Women's Dark T-Shirt

So lonely text art and art text. A bit ironic, but kind of cool. I made these too, with text mosaic. Groovy.

I Eat Spiders in My Sleep Ringer T

I made it. And I'm fascinated by the subject of spiders and sleeping. Because it's kind of absurd. And weird. And, you know, cool.

Napkin Head Yellow T-Shirt

My son made it.

LightPainting Women's Dark T-Shirt

I made it. My photo. My t-shirt. I love how the lightpaintings turn out on the t-shirts. Let me know if you agree. Or don't agree. Or don't care.

Damn. If you don't care? That would suck.

Beware the Vacuum Infant/Toddler T-Shirt

I made it. Referring to my book, You Are a Dog. "Beware the Vacuum. The vacuum is evil. The vacuum wants to eat you and eat the sofa and eat the children."

Abracadabra Dark T-Shirt

I made it. I love it. Do you love it? Please?

This Is My Costume Ringer T

Because at halloween? I need a costume that shows my disdain for everything costumy.

Biter Kids Dark T-Shirt

Are you a biter? Someone you know a biter? Let this be a warning to them.

What Would Paris Do? Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

I had a Paris obsession for awhile. I still love this t-shirt.

Beware the Vacuum Organic Cotton Tee

These are my t-shirts, and refer to my book, You Are a Dog. Get 'em.

New Surcharge for Shirts with Second Side Printing at CafePress

It took them long enough. I always wondered why the price was the same for both.

CafePress.com : Connect with and Learn from the Community at CafePress.com : S.M.A.R.T. Merchandise: "Second Side Print Surcharge and Merchandise Updates

In late August we will be introducing a new pricing structure for garments featuring more than one printing area, launching a product update to the existing Tile Box, and changing the product photo for the Jr. Jersey T-Shirt. Details for these changes are as follow."

So, if you want a shirt with second-side printing? I suggest you get it now.

Hallows Not Horcruxes

Real Heroes Don't Fight Dogs

Real Heroes Retro Tee

Dogfighting is not a sport. Our Real Heroes Don't Fight Dogs tee speaks to the misguided heroes on and off the playing field who have been involved with cruel and inhumane dogfighting. Our retro red heather tee in a modern unisex fit is the perfect way to spread the word against this travesty.

100% pre-shrunk Ultra Cotton
Logo detail on back
Machine wash
Unisex modern fit; sizing S - 2XL
#1777 $19.50 Please allow 2 weeks for shipping.

For more information about the cruel practice of dogfighting
visit humanesociety.org/cruelty

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck T-Shirt

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