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Real Stoned or Sham Rocked Men's Fitted T-Shirt

2009-02-20T15:13:00.001-08:00

If you are real stoned or sham rocked this St. Paddy's day, you'll need a shirt to show it, right?

Come on, AMIRIGHT?

2008-12-11T09:09:00.001-08:00

"Cookies Matter" // a T-shirt, or a philosophy, or a way of living (http://ping.fm/lFKdY)

2008-12-10T13:11:00.001-08:00

#nowfollowing @missrogue / #justbecause

2008-12-09T20:08:00.001-08:00

Sparkling Rose. More Mountain Dome. Yum.

2008-12-09T19:50:00.001-08:00

now tasting vintage 2000

2008-12-09T19:46:00.001-08:00

Sparkling Wine tasting. Mountain Dome. (http://ping.fm/lDlv9)

2008-12-09T11:08:00.001-08:00

Considering (don't look if I might buy you a present). (http://ping.fm/IrQMm)

2008-12-09T09:58:00.001-08:00

Sold out. Can find reasonably priced copies of You Are a Dog available now is Borders. (http://ping.fm/SXFdb)

2008-12-09T09:25:00.001-08:00

Did you know the Georgia Aquarium is "The largest Aquarium in the world with 8 million gallons of water and more animals than any other aquarium"? Me neither. (http://ping.fm/7DFdO)

2008-12-09T09:24:00.001-08:00

#nowfollowing @GeorgiaAquarium (I love me some Aquarium) (http://ping.fm/YeMNM)

2008-12-09T08:59:00.001-08:00

Trying desperately to get over my difficulty with the dog's voice in The Art of Racing in the Rain. Failing. (http://ping.fm/EUOds)

2008-12-08T22:34:00.001-08:00

#nowfollowing @andrewzahler (yay Spokane) (http://ping.fm/lOWO2)

Phytolacca

2008-09-11T09:51:00.001-07:00

Groovy. Phytolacca? Totally entropic and random. And that's why I love it.

Arthur Court Small Dog Bowl

2008-09-11T09:50:00.001-07:00

If you're going to spend a bunch of money on your dog, you might as well have some bling for the food as well. Because there ain't nothing your dog likes better than their food, so they might as well be eating in style. No fork or knife necessary. Just serve it up in the silver and watch 'em chow down. And when they're all done, they can admire their handsomeness in the shine.

Midnight Madness at Busted Tees

2008-08-08T14:15:00.001-07:00

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

2008-08-07T15:12:00.001-07:00

Well, have you?

Good all-purpose shirt for when your relatives come by with a computer question. You might want to have one for each day of the week. Also leave this as the message on your answering machine.

Honestly.

Love Toy Hearts Women's Light T-Shirt

2008-08-07T15:10:00.001-07:00

Adorable.

Do I need to say anything else?

I'm thinking of getting one of these for my daughter. Because she has hearts just like this hanging in the threshold to her room.

Again. Adorable.

Obama Llama Hooded Sweatshirt ~ Shop 2000

2008-06-18T13:01:00.001-07:00

It's just not a correct political season unless there is some Llama gear to wear. That's what it's all about, y'all. Get yourself some Obama Llama. I think that's what I wanted to say. Isn't it?

Good grief. I can't even properly recommend a t-shirt anymore.

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Lightweight Ringer Tee

2008-06-09T00:19:00.001-07:00

Um. I don't know why. But whenever I see a new design with this test, it never fails to catch my attention. I don't know if I could wear it myself... but to those gutsy enough to do so, I salute you.

Snorg Tees

2008-03-06T13:04:00.000-08:00

These tees are awesome... I think I may link them in the sidebar.

Obama for Your Mama Light T-Shirt

2008-02-26T11:59:00.001-08:00

Obama may be for Your Mama. So get yourself a shirt. Many colors and stuff to choose from.

Mama 4 Obama Women's Dark T-Shirt

2008-02-21T15:43:00.001-08:00

Mamas 4 Obama gotta say what they need to say, and some of them say it on their chest. Does this mean they get off their chest what they put on their chest? I don't know, but here's a shirt for 'em. Er, for you.

Obama 4 or Obama 8, get out and vote, okay? (via Bain Books Buyables)

Obama Mama 08 Jr. Raglan

2008-02-21T15:29:00.001-08:00

Are you an Obama Mama? Say it with this hot shirt now. It's cool. And, well, I made it just for you. It's hot? Sure. It's hot.

Wandering Mind Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

2008-01-23T17:08:00.001-08:00

I made it. It's funny. "I let my mind wander and it never came back." How could that not be funny? It is funny. Don't argue with me.

Hallows Not Horcruxes Text Jr. Raglan

2007-12-10T23:12:00.001-08:00

Got any Harry Potter fans to buy for? Then you might want to remind them to stick to Hallows, not Horcruxes, because Horcruxes will get you dead every time.

Take a Picture, It'll Last Longer Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

2007-12-10T17:00:00.001-08:00

When someone is staring, there is no better way to tell them how much you love that activity: "Take a picture... it'll last longer." Maybe they have reason to stare... but that's not my concern.

also, this shirt will make you look hot, don't you think?

Thanks X-Mas List Dark T-Shirt

2007-11-12T19:30:00.001-08:00

I made it. I love it. Especially in brown. And, you know, I have a really big Christmas list this year.

This Then Was Marriage Jr. Raglan

2007-10-29T12:43:00.001-07:00

Getting married? Need a gift for family, bridesmaids, groomsmen, anybody at all related to the wedding? "This then was marriage" shirts and other stuff is perfect, and is all about the quote from DH Lawrence.

This then was marriage! The old things didn't matter any more. One got up at four o'clock, and had broth at tea-time and made toffee in the middle of the night...

--DH Lawrence, The Rainbow

Skull Punk Wrapped Baseball Jersey

2007-10-19T17:21:00.001-07:00

Coolio. I'm a punk. Or I'm not a punk but I want to look like a punky skateboarder dude. I'm actually a geek who uses really big words, but I like shirts like this one. You?

Shirt me, shirt you, shirt us all.

Orange Trick or Treat! Dark T-Shirt

2007-10-16T16:18:00.001-07:00

Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. Love to sit and chat, but I gotta get me a shirt.

This Is My [Skulls] Costume Kids Dark T-Shirt

2007-10-08T11:59:00.001-07:00

I made it and I love it and you will love it, yo'?

Yo.

This so IS my freakin' costume, thought you know it's almost too decorative for the attitude I'm stylin'. Because I'm so freakin' cool so tudinal that I simply can't be bothered with anything but this coolin' tudidational t to show my blessed cool.

So gimme some candy.

Found at the Pound Fitted T-Shirt

2007-10-04T08:45:00.001-07:00

I would love for everybody to visit the "pound" soon, or the shelter, and take a look around. Donate some time. Or some money. Or some... whatever it is that the shelter needs, okay? Okay.

Costume Confusion Jr. Raglan

2007-10-04T08:26:00.001-07:00

I made it. My costume is on the back of this shirt. And my costume is on the front of this shirt. So look there. K?

Found at the Pound Dark T-Shirt

2007-10-03T22:56:00.001-07:00

I made it. And that's my dog, Sadie, who I found at the pound. And, it's "Adopt a shelter dog" month during October. So I'm promoting that love. Pound pups rule.

My Other Costume Is Just as Lame Dark T-Shirt

2007-10-02T06:13:00.001-07:00

I made it. And it pretty much describes all the costumes I've ever had. Lame lame and lame.

Found at the Pound Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

2007-09-20T00:53:00.001-07:00

Found at the pound? Found at the pound. All found at the pound t-shirt dogs will be dogs found at local shelters. Like her in Spokane? We have SpokAnimal. I know. Terrible name. But good people. Honestly.

LightPainting Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

2007-09-14T20:08:00.001-07:00

I made it. Sometimes the LightPaintings don't seem worth doing... but then I see 'em on a shirt and I think, "oh, that's cool."

On Belly This Is My Costume Maternity T-Shirt

2007-09-14T13:14:00.001-07:00

I made it. For you. For moms. For future moms. Who just want to enjoy the hubbub without all the hubbub. Okay, bub?

Bub away.

Attractive Nuiscance Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

2007-09-11T23:23:00.001-07:00

It's a long-sleeve t-shirt for your favorite attractive nuisance. Love love and love.

Leave Britney Alone Ringer T

2007-09-11T23:11:00.001-07:00

I will. I promise. I'll leave Britney alone the moment she stops following me. On the radio. On TV. In the newspaper. On the internet. I've had enough. Have you had enough? I've had enough.

I Eat Spiders in My Sleep Organic Cotton Tee

2007-09-10T17:10:00.001-07:00

I made it. It's organic. You love it. I know you do. And you don't actually have to eat a single spider. Asleep or awake.

So Lonely Text Art Women's Dark T-Shirt

2007-09-07T01:47:00.001-07:00

So lonely text art and art text. A bit ironic, but kind of cool. I made these too, with text mosaic. Groovy.

I Eat Spiders in My Sleep Ringer T

2007-09-06T22:36:00.001-07:00

I made it. And I'm fascinated by the subject of spiders and sleeping. Because it's kind of absurd. And weird. And, you know, cool.

Napkin Head Yellow T-Shirt

2007-09-05T18:11:00.001-07:00

My son made it.

LightPainting Women's Dark T-Shirt

2007-08-29T00:13:00.001-07:00

I made it. My photo. My t-shirt. I love how the lightpaintings turn out on the t-shirts. Let me know if you agree. Or don't agree. Or don't care.

Damn. If you don't care? That would suck.

Beware the Vacuum Infant/Toddler T-Shirt

2007-08-28T23:14:00.001-07:00

I made it. Referring to my book, You Are a Dog. "Beware the Vacuum. The vacuum is evil. The vacuum wants to eat you and eat the sofa and eat the children."

Abracadabra Dark T-Shirt

2007-08-28T15:39:00.001-07:00

I made it. I love it. Do you love it? Please?

This Is My Costume Ringer T

2007-08-23T12:12:00.001-07:00

Because at halloween? I need a costume that shows my disdain for everything costumy.

Biter Kids Dark T-Shirt

2007-08-16T16:36:00.001-07:00

Are you a biter? Someone you know a biter? Let this be a warning to them.

What Would Paris Do? Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

2007-08-16T14:12:00.001-07:00

I had a Paris obsession for awhile. I still love this t-shirt.

Beware the Vacuum Organic Cotton Tee

2007-08-16T14:01:00.001-07:00

These are my t-shirts, and refer to my book, You Are a Dog. Get 'em.

New Surcharge for Shirts with Second Side Printing at CafePress

2007-08-05T12:29:00.000-07:00

It took them long enough. I always wondered why the price was the same for both.

CafePress.com : Connect with and Learn from the Community at CafePress.com : S.M.A.R.T. Merchandise: "Second Side Print Surcharge and Merchandise Updates

In late August we will be introducing a new pricing structure for garments featuring more than one printing area, launching a product update to the existing Tile Box, and changing the product photo for the Jr. Jersey T-Shirt. Details for these changes are as follow."

So, if you want a shirt with second-side printing? I suggest you get it now.

Hallows Not Horcruxes

2007-08-04T23:58:00.000-07:00

Real Heroes Don't Fight Dogs

2007-08-02T14:30:00.001-07:00

Real Heroes Retro Tee

Dogfighting is not a sport. Our Real Heroes Don't Fight Dogs tee speaks to the misguided heroes on and off the playing field who have been involved with cruel and inhumane dogfighting. Our retro red heather tee in a modern unisex fit is the perfect way to spread the word against this travesty.

100% pre-shrunk Ultra Cotton
Logo detail on back
Machine wash
Unisex modern fit; sizing S - 2XL
#1777 $19.50 Please allow 2 weeks for shipping.

For more information about the cruel practice of dogfighting
visit humanesociety.org/cruelty

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck T-Shirt

2007-07-31T22:11:00.000-07:00

Last Day for Buy 3, Get 1 Free Shirts at CafePress

2007-07-31T11:55:00.000-07:00

Spreadshirt

2007-07-31T10:53:00.000-07:00

Video Games Ruined My Life

2007-07-30T22:51:00.000-07:00

Nerds 22 Ever

2007-07-30T11:35:00.001-07:00

Biter

2007-07-25T08:32:00.000-07:00

Biter

Buy 3 Get 1 Free

2007-07-25T08:03:00.000-07:00